The Drink’n Ditty

I was kinda thinkin’

That I’d spend my weekend drink’n

With my friends Winkin, Blinkin and Nod

My papa he poo-poo’d it

Says he don’t know why I do it

But my mama knows – and drinks an awful lot

She says it really hits the spot

 

I wake up in the mornin’

My eyes are red, my ears are Roarin’

Feels like someone planted Mushrooms on my tongue

My head is spinning clockwise

Got bite marks on both my thighs

The girl beside me’s lookin’ pretty young

Whataya bet I had some fun?

Remember when I tell you son

When the going gets tough – all the easy girls get done

 

So, I was kinda thinkin’

That I’d spend my weekend drink’n

With my friends Winkin, Blinkin and my buddy Nod

My papa he poo-poo’d it

Says he don’t know why I do it

But my mama knows – and drinks an awful lot

Not so good for what I got

But it really hits the spot

 

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